Thursday, February 4, 2010

My babiess


i love this one :)


lagi love this one, he's new in camwhoring 
and he's sooo chubby, wanna cubit his cheeks every time i see him. 



♥ Chomp chomp chomp ♥

i have to sit on the small table and chair and eat with them from tiny plates. imagine how tired my back gets when i have to bend and serve them their food. 
After they eat, they will wash their hands and always get their clothes wet. and it is so tiring when so many kids crowd around you asking you to change for them because they don't know how to unbutton their clothes and change themselves. and if you don't finish helping them change, they will just get distracted and run around class naked -.- 



   i is cutely confused??



Working in a tadika rocks. 
I love them all sooo much. 
Although they make me clean their pee. and tell me about Ben 10 & Barbie all the time. 

Today was quite funny. I walked a girl to the toilet and i waited for her outside. after awhile, she came out looking for me (she thought i was supposed to follow her in) and suddenly ran in circles (like a puppy running around when it smells food), holding her dress up. i kept asking what was wrong but she kept quiet and continued running! then she finally stopped, looked at the floor, and peed onto her dress, and into her shoes. i had to help her clean up 0.0. 

yesterday, a girl peed in class twice and other kids walked all over her pee. so i've learnt: NEVER ask a 4-year-old to wait for the pas keluar when she tells you she wants to pee. because their control skills are quite weak. 


this boy is so yeng. 


This smallest, 2 year-old-boy who always have a confused look on his face loves walking around while teacher is teaching, and lies on the floor and rolls around til he finally falls asleep. sometimes he sleeps on my fat lap. at times, he climbs onto the table and tries to sleep on it. he gets excited about things like stuffing mickey mouse into the plastic oven and stuffing dinasour toys into the sleeve of my pants -.- but he is sooooo lovely and cute i wanna take him home, like a pet.♥ 

It's funny how adults try all sort of ways not to grow old (mostly women), while kids are so excited about growing up. there's this boy who has been telling me everyday that he grew 'this much and that much' from the day before. and another girl always repeating enthusiastically "u know now i am 3-years-old, and then next year i will be 4-years-old u know?"

i love all the kids in my class. quite sad to leave this place. sobs. 

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Could it be..


Sheffield? 

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Sheep in Malaysia


3 votes away from the RM50 winner. jizz. im seriously too free. but will start work soon. 



Mak i told you it was a sheep. it isn't a dog just cuz it has dog collar hoho. wtf i still can't believe there's a sheep in Malaysia. but this is proof. hoho. just look at its sheep face.




i did not stalk a sheep. it was just outside my house and my small sister ran to me and exclaimed "I saw a sheep outside which looks abit like dog but it's not a dog! it doesn't walk like a dog and it doesn't bark! u come and see!"  *drags me out*

initially i didn't believe her. u know lah kids' imagination. but really wor.

anyways, it has wool and weird sheep ears. and sheep legs. u get the point lah.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Cute overload!





ZOMG ZOMG too much cuteness!  ♥. ♥

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Thirsty cats

my neighbour's cats like to walk in my garden. then they will stop when they reach the fish pond and stare into the pond, seemingly debating with themselves whether or not to jump in and eat those fishes.

just as i thought they're preparing to jump in, they droop their head and start licking the fishy water from the pond. they don't seem to care about the algae and all the fish poop that hasn't been cleaned since day one.

another cat was so amused with the fish pond that it took out its paw to touch the water after staring at it for awhile. actually it was staring at the fishes. i could see it turning its head left and right following the direction of the fishes. the fishes like to play catching.

i don't think cats like eating guppies.

Friday, January 22, 2010

how did Twilight become a bestseller?

I finally brought myself to read this book. so outdated :p

Why is Twilight such a hit? That damn book has been hanging around on my desk for a good 2 weeks now but I still don't feel the need to finish it because it isn't interesting enough for me to wanna continue reading it. I have been opening the book everyday but after reading one or two pages, i get bored. I doubt it's due to the fact I already watched the show. Like i watched Da Vinci Code before reading the book too but it was still interesting to read nonetheless.

But Twilight is just plain mundane and draggy. I mean it has a story there, but it isn't the kind that makes your heart pump faster, and somehow it doesn't make you feel engrossed in it. I think it's only a bestseller because girls fell in love with Robert Pattinson in the first show.

But he isn't cute anymore, sobs sobs. In New Moon, he looked like a stupid male geisha (whiteness enhanced). Like he dipped his face in clorox. The book is seriously exaggerating his perfect beauty and his so-called breathtaking "crooked smile". I hate this book. The author seems to be trying too hard to make her point. Like, enough is enough man!! Stop repeating your point that he is so bloody handsome in different words. So easy job being a writer ah, writing repeated paraphrases and making the book so thick. It gets annoying reading the same description after awhile. I feel like throwing the book in the bin. and then throw up all over it.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

lolcat wannabe

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Huangshan aka yellow mountain, which isn't actually yellow.

Some people who are too lazy to walk up and down the stairs can hire these dudes to carry them. (like king weh)





Everything on top of the mountain (including hotel) is built from things carried up the stairs by these workers cuz there are no roads whatsoever. gg.







in cable car


Paiyunlou hotel
Despite being just 4 stars, it was nicer than any other 5 star hotels I've stayed in. I hate excessive chinesity, but here I liked it. Chinesity is not a real word.



  As Mushu would say: "Your worst nightmare!"




Within walking distance from the hotel is the Xihai Grand Canyon. So pretty, just like in calendar pictures and chinese paintings.


The next day I was awoken by people jakunly screaming 'got snow ahhh!!' at 5am -.-
And then I opened the window... and there was white stuffs ha ha falling down. Was so excited for awhile D:




So... the 'Huang' came from Huang Di (Yellow emperor ha ha), which I shall skip from explaining since it's another legend, again.




Had to wear garbage bag raincoat as windbreaker. Everyone on the mountain wore it nyeheheh so we weren't the only ones who look dumb.



It seriously felt like a freaking blizzard D: it would have had been dreadful if not for the beautiful scenery. Stupid wind kept blowing big chunks of snow into my already blind eyes! And at some point I felt like I was gonna get blown away.




Whee I managed to capture the hexagonal snowflake shape of snow on my lousy cam. I always thought they were fake when I watched them in shows.





Making snow angel lor





Seriously too much snow for walking convenience! Below the layer of snow was hardened ice, so danger! And hiking for 6 hours is like walking to hell (except there won't be snow in hell).





Snow kept melting on my camera lens :( and made the aperture/ shutter (dunno what it's called) unable to open for awhile.







The whole mountain looked like a gigantic chocolate cake covered in icing, with icing sugar still pouring heavily over us! That's when I stupidly looked up, opened my mouth, and tasted snow. God knows what's in it. If there is such thing as acid rain, there might be acid snow too :(







Imma throwz the snowz at youz



This bebola marks the peak of the mountain, apparently. But we still needed to hike after that. wth.




It was so cold that ice formed on the mouth of the bottle. Can even turn the bottle upside down and nothing spills out.